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The French (Read 788 times)

Mar 14^th, 2003 at 3:05am

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This joke is for all my American friends.
What is the difference between a loaf of bread and the French?
You can make soldiers out of bread!

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Mar 14^th, 2003 at 11:53am

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Thanks Ozzy. Funny. I have some really good ones, but will refrain in the interest of International Relations. Wink

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Reply #2 - Mar 16^th, 2003 at 2:36pm

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LOL

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #3 - Mar 19^th, 2003 at 8:08pm

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LoL!! good one! here's another.....

NEWS BULLETIN
France announced today that it plans to ban fireworks at Euro
Disney, following last night's display that caused soldiers at a
nearby French army garrison to surrender.

fly inverted......... the view is better!!.......... jed

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Reply #4 - Mar 19^th, 2003 at 8:11pm

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LAMO!!!!

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Reply #5 - Mar 19^th, 2003 at 8:23pm

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This was on a late night talk show

"The last time France wanted more proof, a German flag went up in Paris." Grin

I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. Wink

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Reply #6 - Mar 20^th, 2003 at 1:49am

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I've posted this before but it bears repeating...

You know why French roads all have trees alongside them?

German soldiers prefer to march in the shade. Cheesy

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