A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed
the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have
any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

Now THAT is funny!

Ozzy

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lol, It's just I don't understand some jokes

I still don't get this one, but I suspect that he kicked the cat in a certain place causing it to 'fly', and it has something to do with him and his wife

geez, I'm worse at this then I though

ROFL    

Puddy Tat?





Andrew - what is a common name for a cat and a part of the female anatomy? And it is something the Dad isn't going get any of for a week.