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Mar 10th, 2003 at 8:09pm

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1. Order pizza and other food to their house and pick it up at their doorstep claiming that you don't have a phone.

2. Stand over the plants in your yard with a hose and Scream, "I have your life in my hands, bow down to me!". Then point at each one and declare them good or bad plants, while watering the bad ones.

3. Bring them restraining orders on inanimate objects in their house. (i.e.: chairs, books,lamps, etc.)

4. Ask them if you can put your trash in their cans, if they ask why say, "Mine are full of bodies", then stutter and say, "I, uh, mean other garbage." Walk away laughing hysterically.

5. Patrol the perimeter of your yard while carrying a broom. If they come close, state that their is a 3 foot neutral area between the two yards.

6. At night transplant the plants in their garden. In the morning say, "looks like they're on the move again."

7. When they're watching TV, pull a lawn chair behind their window. Sit down with popcorn and a drink and ask them if they could open a window so you can hear too.

8. Build snowmen with name tags of your neighbours. Each day hack off a different part of their body.

9. Use your TV remote to change the channels on their TV from outside. If asked why, say you protest such programs. (The more educational the program the better.)

10. Dig shallow graves at night filling your yard with brown grave patches. Make markers out of household appliances.
 

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Reply #1 - Mar 11th, 2003 at 6:07am

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Pretty scary huh?
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Nice one Brad, I liked 4 and 6 the best (pity I live in a block of flats at the moment!).
I find the best way to scare my neighbours is to show my face. This seems to frighten the old biddies quite badly! Grin Grin Grin

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Reply #2 - Mar 11th, 2003 at 10:51am

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Nice one Brad, I liked 4 and 6 the best (pity I live in a block of flats at the moment!).
I find the best way to scare my neighbours is to show my face. This seems to frighten the old biddies quite badly! Grin Grin Grin

Ozzy



Well, whatever floats your boat Mark  Wink
 

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Reply #3 - Mar 11th, 2003 at 5:31pm

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Man. I'm scared just thinking about them Shocked 8)
Good jokes
 

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Reply #4 - Mar 11th, 2003 at 6:26pm

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lol
 

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Reply #5 - Mar 13th, 2003 at 2:08pm

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I find shutting up scares my neighbours
they're so used to my 3 younger brothers running around that if there was quiet they would think we were dead
 
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Reply #6 - Mar 13th, 2003 at 10:10pm

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Hmmmm. . .disconect your phone lines, "borrow" any cell phones, get some manikans, put red paint in strategic locations, and go across the street and watch. Be very quiet. Then, as they come running out, jump up and yell "boo" or "gotcha"
 

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&&... &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&
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