Simviation Forum - How to handle a speeding ticket

Mar 10^th, 2003 at 2:43pm

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How To Handle A Speeding Ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
owner's
card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman who
owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was

quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle
the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's
a gun
in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
there's a
body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
told
him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
glovebox, and
that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying dirtbag told you I was speeding, too.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #1 - Mar 10^th, 2003 at 3:57pm

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Brad this was here last week! You are mighty close to a PITA award!

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Reply #2 - Mar 10^th, 2003 at 3:58pm

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Hmm... sounds familiar... cant remember for the life of me where from... oh i remember.... I posted it here last month Grin

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Reply #3 - Mar 10^th, 2003 at 7:59pm

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Brad this was here last week! You are mighty close to a PITA award!

Mark Roll Eyes

Great. Can I have the award yet?

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #4 - Mar 11^th, 2003 at 1:18am

Oso Ex Member

Nah! Things are hard to get. I couldn't even get one for my Spanish Airplane joke.

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Reply #5 - Mar 11^th, 2003 at 1:23am

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an old one Roll Eyes

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Reply #6 - Mar 11^th, 2003 at 3:41am

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Nah! Things are hard to get. I couldn't even get one for my Spanish Airplane joke.

Bah, cmon. It was my birthday. I deserved some credit didn't I?

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