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Womens Day (Read 1751 times)
Mar 8
th
, 2003 at 7:38am
ozzy72
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Just to let everyone know that today is International Womens Day, so surprise the ladies in your life with flowers/chocolates/jewellery etc, or be like me cover the first two and do the housework. Boy am I in the good books!
Mark
There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Mar 8
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, 2003 at 7:59am
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Just to let everyone know that today is International Womens Day, so surprise the ladies in your life with flowers/chocolates/jewellery etc, or be like me cover the first two and do the housework. Boy am I in the good books!
Mark
OOOhhhh....!
..so Simviation will be replaced by lots of kissing, cuddling, sucking and blowing, etc, etc....
...!
...Oh...Joyfullness...
...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Cheers...
Paul.
(England).
P.S. ....and breeding...?.....
....!
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Mar 8
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, 2003 at 8:29am
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If our respective mother-in-laws had their way then yes breeding, but the aviation world is only in mild danger for the foreseeable future, its not ready for a little Mark to add to the mayhem just yet Fozzer!
Mark
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Mar 8
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, 2003 at 3:44pm
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oops, better run down to the flower store
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Mar 8
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, 2003 at 11:26pm
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Be nice and be kind to women. Give them all the respect and recognition because I truly believe that one of these days, women are going to rule this world. Us men are systematically killing ourselves with our macho ego. Soon our role in the propagation of the species will no longer be important. Remember, that one man can impregnate ten women but ten men can impregnate one woman only once. I foresee that long after we're all gone, that this earth is going to be an "amazon" world with a modern "Sheena" as the head.
Zero Bubble
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Mar 8
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, 2003 at 11:44pm
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interesting theory
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My Reality Check Bounced
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Mar 9
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, 2003 at 10:20am
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ermmmmmm oops, too late now
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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Mar 9
th
, 2003 at 11:20pm
Brett_Henderson
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Remember, that one man can impregnate ten women but ten men can impregnate one woman only once.
LOL ! They better find a way to "randomize" genetics with no "unwanted" mutations ! After a few generations of 10:1 in-breeding,, all our eyes will be close together (and beady) and our fore-heads will be long and sloped
After that,, those ten women sure will miss us other 9 men
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Mar 9
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, 2003 at 11:59pm
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I'm seeing a lot more people with beady eyes and sloped foreheads. Thus mutation has already started. People's legs are getting shorter and soon there will be nothing but two stubs with shoes. We don't use our legs as much instead we ride cars. The left arm will disappear-no longer needed. The right shoulder will be shrugged closer to the ear to hold the cell phone the cell phone. We'll have beady eyes watching TV and looking at the computer monitor. Our sloped heads will be the result of driving with the convertible top down.
Zero Bubble
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Mar 10
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, 2003 at 2:34am
BFMF
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lol
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Mar 10
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, 2003 at 7:30am
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Not only is that day over i am still hideing!!!!!!!!!
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Mar 10
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, 2003 at 8:45am
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we are women and we are strong...bah, bah something something I forget the words.
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Mar 10
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, 2003 at 8:56am
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Zero I know this mutation of which you speak, he is called Hungarian van man. Other features include poor vision (can't see the trees let alone the woods!), and an underdeveloped frontal lobe area, leading to him forgetting not only his glasses (for his poor vision), but also all road laws! Although the presence of Police vehicles seems to cause a temporary return of memory!
Ozzy
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Mar 10
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, 2003 at 10:17am
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And here I thought the sloped forehead and receding hairline was due to wear, from being rubbed raw on the headboard ?.........
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Mar 10
th
, 2003 at 12:42pm
Brett_Henderson
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EVERY OUTER MARKER SHOULD
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<snicker>
Is it safe to assume that people with "weather-related" nicks won't be frequenting this thread ?
Or,, should it be locked now
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