> I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
> stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
>
> I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
>
> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jacka$$.
>
> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
>
> I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
>
> I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
>
> I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>
> I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
>
> I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
>
> I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
>
> I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
>
> I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
>
> I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
>
> I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
> celebrities.
>
> I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.
>
> I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your
> house, one of your kids/pets did it.
>
> I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
>
> I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from
> you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the
> real pains in the a$$ are permanent.
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