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My Mother in Law (Read 1014 times)

Feb 26^th, 2003 at 11:04am

Splash Ex Member

Young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Ed proposed to me an hour ago"

- "Then why are you so sad?" her mother said.

- "Because he told me he is an atheist, Mom and he doesn't even believe in hell."

- Her mother replied " Marry him anyway, honey, between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is'"

I suppose noone on here can relate to this huh? Raise ya hand if you can!!!! I hate being alone. lol Grin

Splash

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Reply #1 - Feb 26^th, 2003 at 12:23pm

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Oh yeah. I know exactly what you are talking about. Wink

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Reply #2 - Feb 26^th, 2003 at 1:13pm

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eeeeeep

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Reply #3 - Feb 26^th, 2003 at 11:52pm

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LOL

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Reply #4 - Feb 27^th, 2003 at 3:45am

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Nah I can't I've got a wonderful mother-in-law. She is so great I've just brought her a house, in Baghdad!

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Reply #5 - Feb 27^th, 2003 at 4:14am

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My ex-mother in law was related to the devil. Sister I believe. Problem was she was such an irritating wench....her brother Lucifer disowned her and threw her out of hell for fear of losing his job.

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Reply #6 - Feb 27^th, 2003 at 6:39pm

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lol, i heard that on a joke tape several years back

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