My normal "Disclaimer"  Hope it isnt a repeat (burp!!!) Excuse me!!!

- A lady was visiting Beverly Hills.  One day she had a heart attack and taken to the hospital.  While on the operting table, she had a near death experience.
- She saw God and asked "Is this it?"  God said "No, you have another 30 to 40 years to live".
- Upon her recovery, she decided to stay in the hospital and have collagen shots, liposuction, cheek implants, a face lift, liposuction.  She even had her hair dyed.
- She figured since she had 30 to 40 years to live, she may as well make the most of it.
- She walked out of the hospital lobby after the last opertion and was  immediately killed by an ambulance speeding up to the emergency doors.
- She arrived in front of God and said "I thought you said I had another 30-40 years to live"
- God peered at her and replied "Shirley?, I didnt recognize you!!!!"
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nice one.

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