Living out here on an island in the North Atlantic, one has to be able to think quick on their feet , like the ole fella just down the road.
A Fisheries Officer spotted him walking along the beach with a huge lobster in each hand
Officer stopped him "Excuse me, Sir dont you know the lobster season is closed, and you are in big trouble"
Fella says "But these are my pets, Officer and if I throw them into the ocean and whistle they will swim back to me"
Officer didnt believe him and told him to prove it
Fella throws the lobsters back into the ocean, whistles and starts walking along the beach.
Officer yells "Come on, Sir Where are those lobsters?"
Fella replies "What lobsters, Officer?"
Splash