Just read this.  May be an old one and you may have already heard it,  but thought I'd pass it on just in case.

"Dont see many hanggliders in this part of the country, but Hank saved up and bought himself a rig.
Carried it to the highest mountain, took off running and suddenly was blissfully airborne.
Meanwhile Ma and Pa were sittin on their porch when Ma suddenly said "Pa thats the biggest bird Ive ever seen"
Pa stood up. "Ma, get my gun"
Ma brought him the shotgun, and he fired off several shots - bang, bang, bang.  But the enrormous bird continued to sail silently over the treetops.
"I believe you missed him Pa" said Ma
"Yeah" Pa said. "But at least he let go of Hank"

So all you hangglider pilots, beware of Ma and Pa!!!
Splash 

Got a chuckle out of that one