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May 11^th, 2002 at 8:38am

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1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They rarely listen to you.

3. They're totally unpredictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are small women in fur coats

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Reply #1 - May 13^th, 2002 at 4:54pm

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i could not agree more Grin

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Reply #2 - Feb 16^th, 2004 at 10:18am

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Cats are nicer...

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Reply #3 - Feb 16^th, 2004 at 11:45am

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Another of my moldy oldies. But I still agree that it describes women perfectly....lol.

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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #4 - Feb 16^th, 2004 at 1:01pm

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sounds about right Grin

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Reply #5 - Feb 19^th, 2004 at 8:57am

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Cats are nicer...

enough said...

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Reply #6 - Feb 19^th, 2004 at 1:31pm

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Sounds about right to me Romulus, conversely of course women have things in common with dogs...
both can eat 5kgs of chocolate at a sitting
both always want back rubs
both look stupid but kinda cute in hats

One obvious difference however is that it is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman Grin

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Reply #7 - Feb 19^th, 2004 at 11:07pm

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One obvious difference however is that it is socially acceptable to have sexual relations with a woman Grin

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Reply #8 - Feb 20^th, 2004 at 3:56am

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Cats are nicer...

My girlfriend never drives her nails in my knees when beeing patted!

I can rub my girlfriends tummy without beeing mollested.

So i am not quite sure what you say is true. Wink

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Reply #9 - Feb 20^th, 2004 at 12:25pm

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My girlfriend never drives her nails in my knees when beeing patted!

I can rub my girlfriends tummy without beeing mollested.

So i am not quite sure what you say is true. Wink

That may be true....but I've known many women that would claw my back if I rubbed them the right way.

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Reply #10 - Feb 23^rd, 2004 at 9:29am

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My girlfriend never drives her nails in my knees when beeing patted!

I can rub my girlfriends tummy without beeing mollested.

So i am not quite sure what you say is true. Wink

Just speakign from my own personal experience here, as cats have always been nicer to me...

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Reply #11 - Feb 23^rd, 2004 at 12:29pm

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Well, I had a cat that would let me rub her belly....then after a few minutes....she'd get tired of it and attack my hand. She never attacked to do any real harm...just enough to let you know she'd had enough.

She was a brilliant cat....every afternoon she would sit in front of the TV watching a show on the Discovery channel that dealt allot with birds and fish. She would sit there very intently watching it...until the commercials came on....lmao. Then she'd give a discussed cat grumble...clean her fur or run to the cat box....but when the show came back on she would be right there to watch. She was amazing....even recognized the theme music of the show and would come running and plop in front of the TV for a full hour...less commercials...lol.

Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #12 - Feb 24^th, 2004 at 7:53am

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Sounds like a fun little creature. Grin

With taste ... Wink

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