Simviation Forum - The Wild Ride (or another blonde joke)

May 9^th, 2002 at 11:53am

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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up, the frail blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup, She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune .....

Bobby, the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

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Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

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Reply #1 - May 9^th, 2002 at 6:32pm

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Hahahahahahhahaha..............LOL
I think I know that girl

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Reply #2 - Feb 16^th, 2004 at 10:20am

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Sounds like someone I know...

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Reply #3 - Feb 16^th, 2004 at 11:43am

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Lord, I posted this May the 9th 2002....lol....I thought this one was dead and buried.

Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #4 - Feb 19^th, 2004 at 11:09pm

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Yeah, but to me, that ending was unexpected.

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Reply #5 - Feb 25^th, 2004 at 12:32am

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I know her too, that's my stepsister. Grin

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Reply #6 - Feb 25^th, 2004 at 10:01am

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I know her too, that's my stepsister. Grin

I knew that she was related to you.... Grin

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