Simviation Forum - Comeback Line of the Year

Apr 11^th, 2002 at 7:17pm

Wee Davie Offline
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A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now, class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
"Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Wee Davie Wink

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Reply #1 - Apr 11^th, 2002 at 8:13pm

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oooo big time diss Wink

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Reply #2 - Apr 11^th, 2002 at 11:32pm

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that sounds like some teachers I had back in high school Lips Sealed

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Reply #3 - Apr 19^th, 2002 at 8:01pm

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No Clue

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Reply #4 - Apr 27^th, 2002 at 12:30pm

TailWind Offline
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LMAO!! That's one of the best ones I've heard in a while!! Grin

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Reply #5 - Apr 28^th, 2002 at 12:19am

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wooaaaa!!! lmao as well!!
that would be soo funny to try...

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Reply #6 - May 2^nd, 2002 at 3:30am

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hehe

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Reply #7 - Feb 16^th, 2004 at 10:14am

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Hmmm....

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Reply #8 - Feb 16^th, 2004 at 11:37am

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BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Grin

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Reply #9 - Feb 16^th, 2004 at 1:02pm

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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #10 - Feb 18^th, 2004 at 5:42pm

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Very very very old. I did laugh when I first saw it though. But that was at least two years ago..... Tongue

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Reply #11 - Feb 18^th, 2004 at 6:09pm

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LMAO

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