Simviation Forum - The crab and the fish princess..

Feb 18^th, 2013 at 3:29pm

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Once upon a time, in the undersea kingdom, there lived a fish princess. This fish princess had fallen in love with a peasant crab.

When her father, the fish king, found out about their affair he forbade her to ever see him again. When she asked him why he replied "No daughter of mine will consort with a lowly sideways-walking crab!"

Devastated, but with no other choice, the fish princess goes to her crab and delivers the news. "My father says we can't be together," she tells him, "he says you're a lowly side-walker, and that I'm forbidden to see you." The crab, crushed by the news, turns and sadly walks away - sidewise, of course.

That night there was a gala ball at the fish palace. All the nobility of the undersea kingdom was there in attendance including, of course, the fish king and princess. Then, at the very height of festivities, the doors to the ballroom suddenly burst open... and there was the crab.

The entire room burst into excited whispers, all the attendees having heard the rumor of the princess' affair with a side-walking commoner. To their surprise, however, before their very eyes, the crab took one step forward... then another step forward... and another... walking forward down the red carpet toward the king on his throne.

As the crab approached the king the room went silent in anticipation. The crab looked the king square in the eye... opened his mouth... and slurred "I am soooooo super drunk."

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Reply #1 - Feb 18^th, 2013 at 3:45pm

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Well heck, here I thought that Spongebob was going to come in and save the day.....darn.... Sad

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Reply #2 - Feb 18^th, 2013 at 4:25pm

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"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #3 - Feb 18^th, 2013 at 4:33pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Feb 18^th, 2013 at 3:45pm:

Well heck, here I thought that Spongebob was going to come in and save the day.....darn.... Sad

Oh my gosh, I had forgotten Bikini Bottoms is the crab capital of the undersea world! Grin

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Reply #4 - Feb 18^th, 2013 at 7:12pm

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Steve M wrote on Feb 18^th, 2013 at 4:33pm:

Romulus111VADT wrote on Feb 18^th, 2013 at 3:45pm:

Well heck, here I thought that Spongebob was going to come in and save the day.....darn.... Sad

Oh my gosh, I had forgotten Bikini Bottoms is the crab capital of the undersea world! Grin

Honestly; I've never watched the cartoon. I was just joking..... Wink

My step-son was into ole Spongebob pretty good. He was amazed I sat there long enough to watch an episode of Ren and Stimpy.

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #5 - Feb 18^th, 2013 at 7:42pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Feb 18^th, 2013 at 7:12pm:

Steve M wrote on Feb 18^th, 2013 at 4:33pm:

Romulus111VADT wrote on Feb 18^th, 2013 at 3:45pm:

Well heck, here I thought that Spongebob was going to come in and save the day.....darn.... Sad

Oh my gosh, I had forgotten Bikini Bottoms is the crab capital of the undersea world! Grin

Honestly; I've never watched the cartoon. I was just joking..... Wink

My step-son was into ole Spongebob pretty good. He was amazed I sat there long enough to watch an episode of Ren and Stimpy.

I was joking too.. was referring to lice. In bikini bottoms. Wink

Yuk! Now I have to go wash my mouth out with bleach. Angry

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Reply #6 - Feb 18^th, 2013 at 7:57pm

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Just for those that don't know, Spongebob lives in a pineapple under the sea, in a place called Bikini Bottoms. Cool

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Reply #7 - Feb 19^th, 2013 at 7:27am

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Steve M wrote on Feb 18^th, 2013 at 7:57pm:

Just for those that don't know, Spongebob lives in a pineapple under the sea, in a place called Bikini Bottoms. Cool

...and Ren and Stimpy are my next-door neighbours... Wink

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Reply #8 - Feb 19^th, 2013 at 10:35am

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Fozzer wrote on Feb 19^th, 2013 at 7:27am:

Steve M wrote on Feb 18^th, 2013 at 7:57pm:

Just for those that don't know, Spongebob lives in a pineapple under the sea, in a place called Bikini Bottoms. Cool

...and Ren and Stimpy are my next-door neighbours... Wink

...!

Paul... Grin

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You know something Paul; my step son said that ole Ren and Stimpy were a well drawn and hilarious cartoon. I looked at him like he was daffed and told him to check out Bugs Bunny and Roadrunner for funny and Johnny Quest (the old ones) for well drawn.

He said that those old cartoons were silly and VIOLENT.....omg, I about lost it lmao..... Roll Eyes

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #9 - Feb 20^th, 2013 at 5:28pm

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All this talk makes me want to move...to SOUTHPARK ! Cool

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