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Sep 20th, 2012 at 6:56am

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Be very suspicious when the Chef offers you a choice of; "Meat and two Veg"...>>>

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Man_faces_jail_over_ultimate_bad_taste_...

Its enough to bring tears to your eyes...and a squeak in your voice!...... Shocked...!

Paul... Grin... Grin... Grin...!
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Reply #1 - Sep 20th, 2012 at 7:11am

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It is also reported that he has had his nipples removed too. I wonder if they were served for desert..............

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Reply #2 - Sep 20th, 2012 at 7:27am

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expat wrote on Sep 20th, 2012 at 7:11am:
It is also reported that he has had his nipples removed too. I wonder if they were served for desert..............

Matt


Cherry Pie?

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Reply #3 - Sep 20th, 2012 at 10:29am

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I suggest, Mr. Fozbery, that you stop looking for more exotic recipes -- your familiar old meals are quite well more appealling and appeasing.


expat wrote on Sep 20th, 2012 at 7:11am:
It is also reported that he has had his nipples removed too. I wonder if they were served for desert..............Matt
Hot and barren?  Personally, I'd leave before the main course, nothing of dessert in mind...



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Reply #4 - Sep 20th, 2012 at 11:13am

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H wrote on Sep 20th, 2012 at 10:29am:
I suggest, Mr. Fozbery, that you stop looking for more exotic recipes -- your familiar old meals are quite well more appealling and appeasing.


expat wrote on Sep 20th, 2012 at 7:11am:
It is also reported that he has had his nipples removed too. I wonder if they were served for desert..............Matt
Hot and barren?  Personally, I'd leave before the main course, nothing of dessert in mind...



Cool


For your delight, @h...>>>

Very Testy!

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Reply #5 - Sep 20th, 2012 at 2:53pm

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H wrote on Sep 20th, 2012 at 10:29am:
I suggest, Mr. Fozbery, that you stop looking for more exotic recipes -- your familiar old meals are quite well more appealling and appeasing.


expat wrote on Sep 20th, 2012 at 7:11am:
It is also reported that he has had his nipples removed too. I wonder if they were served for desert..............Matt
Hot and barren?  Personally, I'd leave before the main course, nothing of dessert in mind...



Cool



Hot and barren................no just a little salty...........

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Reply #6 - Sep 22nd, 2012 at 6:39am

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Fozzer wrote on Sep 20th, 2012 at 11:13am:
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Very Testy!
Paul... Grin... Grin...!
That one's in Minnesota...
I have closer sources of better choice cuts than immitation oysters:
http://yankeefarmersmarket.stores.yahoo.net/ (Warner is about 25 miles or so southwest)
http://www.healthybuffalo.com/ (Loudon location is about 15 miles south, a few miles past our International Speedway; Chichester is about another five southeast by a paved back road, ten by the main routes)



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Reply #7 - Sep 22nd, 2012 at 7:12am

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H wrote on Sep 22nd, 2012 at 6:39am:
Fozzer wrote on Sep 20th, 2012 at 11:13am:
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Very Testy!
Paul... Grin... Grin...!
That one's in Minnesota...
I have closer sources of better choice cuts than immitation oysters:
http://yankeefarmersmarket.stores.yahoo.net/ (Warner is about 25 miles or so southwest)
http://www.healthybuffalo.com/ (Loudon location is about 15 miles south, a few miles past our International Speedway; Chichester is about another five southeast by a paved back road, ten by the main routes)



Cool


Its Summer-time, Folks!... Cheesy....

...lets Barbecue a Buffalo!... Smiley.....>>>

http://yankeefarmersmarket.stores.yahoo.net/whybuffalo2.html

Paul... Grin... Grin...!

Roast Cumberland Sausages...again!... Grin...!
 
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Reply #8 - Sep 22nd, 2012 at 9:04am

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Fozzer wrote on Sep 22nd, 2012 at 7:12am:
H wrote on Sep 22nd, 2012 at 6:39am:
Fozzer wrote on Sep 20th, 2012 at 11:13am:
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Very Testy!
Paul... Grin... Grin...!
That one's in Minnesota...
I have closer sources of better choice cuts than immitation oysters:
http://yankeefarmersmarket.stores.yahoo.net/ (Warner is about 25 miles or so southwest)
http://www.healthybuffalo.com/ (Loudon location is about 15 miles south, a few miles past our International Speedway; Chichester is about another five southeast by a paved back road, ten by the main routes)



Cool


Its Summer-time, Folks!... Cheesy....

...lets Barbecue a Buffalo!... Smiley.....>>>

http://yankeefarmersmarket.stores.yahoo.net/whybuffalo2.html

Paul... Grin... Grin...!

Roast Cumberland Sausages...again!... Grin...!



What about Rocky MountainOysters........... Undecided

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Reply #9 - Sep 22nd, 2012 at 9:43am

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..other wise known as...

..."Deep Fried Danglers"...

Wonderful on hot, buttered Toast!... Smiley...!

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Reply #10 - Sep 22nd, 2012 at 4:15pm

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expat wrote on Sep 22nd, 2012 at 9:04am:
What about Rocky MountainOysters........... Undecided
Matt

Your middle selection...


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Reply #11 - Sep 22nd, 2012 at 4:58pm

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https://secure1.jmazedesign.com/~bison/kangaroo.htm

I'm tempted to make a Kangaroo Casserole for dins tomorrow....

..if I can get the bloody thing to keep still, and stop boxing me!

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