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Jul 22^nd, 2012 at 2:40pm

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This is scarily true Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Jul 22^nd, 2012 at 3:54pm

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HaHa!

Especially if they made little explosion sounds.

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #2 - Jul 22^nd, 2012 at 5:42pm

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Ah yes and brooms that sound like light sabers..... Smiley

vacuums that sound like a Formula 1..... Smiley

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #3 - Jul 23^rd, 2012 at 5:54am

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Romulus I think we've got a business plan here. Time to go see the Dragons Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #4 - Jul 23^rd, 2012 at 3:20pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Jul 23^rd, 2012 at 5:54am:

Romulus I think we've got a business plan here. Time to go see the Dragons Grin

Just need to work out how to get the dust bunnies to scream as they're being shot by a laser; or cut down by a light saber broom or run down by a Formula 1..... Grin

Hmm, the light saber broom might be a good weapon against Darth Mouse.... Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #5 - Jul 26^th, 2012 at 2:53pm

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I kinda like to make the noises on my own. Sadly the housework does not do itself and I got rid of my wife.
W ash
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Reply #6 - Jul 27^th, 2012 at 4:43am

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Bud Greene wrote on Jul 26^th, 2012 at 2:53pm:

I kinda like to make the noises on my own. Sadly the housework does not do itself and I got rid of my wife.
W ash
I ron
F old
E tc
Wink

The "Washing", I can cope with...

..its the "Ironing" and "Folding" which beats me...every time!... Undecided

...!

Paul...with a washing line, and a mouth-full of clothes pegs, pretending I am Pin Head (Hellraiser)...... Wink

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Reply #7 - Jul 29^th, 2012 at 12:16pm

Bud Greene Offline
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Fozzer wrote on Jul 27^th, 2012 at 4:43am:

Bud Greene wrote on Jul 26^th, 2012 at 2:53pm:

I kinda like to make the noises on my own. Sadly the housework does not do itself and I got rid of my wife.
W ash
I ron
F old
E tc
Wink

The "Washing", I can cope with...

..its the "Ironing" and "Folding" which beats me...every time!... Undecided

...!

Paul...with a washing line, and a mouth-full of clothes pegs, pretending I am Pin Head (Hellraiser)...... Wink

...

...!

I find I can rid my clothing of wrinkles without ironing if I remov them from the dryer and fold/hang them before the dryer reaches the 10 minute cool-down period at the end of its cycle. Wink

This fortunately reduces the time taken for my laundry.

Unfortunately I have no such shortcuts for sweeping, mopping, vacuuming. Cry

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