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My lame attempt at humor (Read 771 times)
Jul 17
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, 2012 at 10:44pm
jimclarke
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So many add-ons....so
little time.....
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What do German military pilots eat for breakfast?
Luftwaffles
Sorry.
No God? Know God!
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Jul 17
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No, I don't work for Mythbusters...
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Made me laugh!
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Webb
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Go 'Noles!
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Yeah, that was really pretty good,
A bad day at golf is better than a good day at work.
Jim
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Jul 18
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nice!
"At that time [1909] the chief engineer was almost always the chief test pilot as well. That had the fortunate result of eliminating poor engineering early in aviation."- Igor Sikorsky
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Jordan never wore his
safety goggles...
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That joke was Messershit...
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Bud Greene
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What's up, doc?
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As a former manager of IHOP restaurants I truly thought I had heard them all. That was a good one!
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I like repainting aircraft!
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Hmmm...... I'd always thought they'd be so hungry they could eat a mustang.
If they were really hungry, they could go to the bombar
diner
though chances are, all they'd have would be a mosquito.
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Aug 5
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Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm
fwying.
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I got a chuckle from that little fokker
I love the smell of radials in the morning!
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