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Jul 13
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, 2012 at 12:03pm
ozzy72
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Pretty scary huh?
Madsville
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Jul 13
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, 2012 at 12:41pm
CHUCK79
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"Good grief"
KOMK
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"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.
Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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Jul 15
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, 2012 at 9:03am
Flying Trucker
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An Old Retired Rocking
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Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug
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Jul 15
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, 2012 at 1:15pm
Fozzer
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Hereford. England. EGBS.
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..and they've mostly given us problems, ever since!..
With a nasty surprise around every
corner
curve!...
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Paul...
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Dell Dimension 5000 BTX Tower. Win7 Home Edition, 32 Bit. Intel Pentium 4, dual 2.8 GHz. 2.5GB RAM, nVidia GF 9500GT 1GB. SATA 500GB + 80GB. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Micronet ADSL Modem only. Saitek Cyborg Evo Force. FS 2004 + FSX. Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower...Motor Bikes. Gas Cooker... and lots of musical instruments!.... ...!
Yamaha MO6,MM6,DX7,DX11,DX21,DX100,MK100,EMT10,PSR400,PSS780,Roland GW-8L v2,TR505,Casio MT-205,Korg CX3v2 dual manual,+ Leslie 760,M-Audio Prokeys88,KeyRig,Cubase,Keyfax4,Guitars,Orchestral,Baroque,Renaissance,Medieval Instruments.
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Jul 15
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, 2012 at 3:02pm
Romulus111VADT
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Fozzer wrote
on Jul 15
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, 2012 at 1:15pm:
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..and they've mostly given us problems, ever since!..
With a nasty surprise around every
corner
curve!...
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Paul...
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That depends on how well you handle the curves.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Jul 15
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, 2012 at 3:36pm
wahubna
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WMU Bronco
Michigan
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Romulus111VADT wrote
on Jul 15
th
, 2012 at 3:02pm:
Fozzer wrote
on Jul 15
th
, 2012 at 1:15pm:
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..and they've mostly given us problems, ever since!..
With a nasty surprise around every
corner
curve!...
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Paul...
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That depends on how well you handle the curves.....
"At that time [1909] the chief engineer was almost always the chief test pilot as well. That had the fortunate result of eliminating poor engineering early in aviation."- Igor Sikorsky
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Jul 15
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, 2012 at 4:31pm
Steve M
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Cambridge On.
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Oh well.. I have nothing against a woman,, and therein lies my problem.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Jul 20
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, 2012 at 2:31pm
Bud Greene
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What's up, doc?
Up, up in the air...
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And then God made my woman too round, so I too stopped being around.
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