Simviation Forum - Is it allowed?

Feb 14^th, 2007 at 8:20pm

Alonso Offline
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Don't know in which section should I post this but my question is:

Is it possible to have sigs hosted in other servers?, I mean , for Xfire sigs or those Danasoft sigs...

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Reply #1 - Feb 15^th, 2007 at 11:25am

eno Offline
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No it's not allowed ........ ALL images must be uploaded to SIMV as clearly stated all the time.

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Reply #2 - Feb 15^th, 2007 at 11:57am

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Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #3 - Feb 15^th, 2007 at 5:48pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 11:57am:

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!

Understood, Sir Shocked

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Reply #4 - Feb 15^th, 2007 at 8:23pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 11:57am:

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!

Ouch!!!!!

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Reply #5 - Feb 16^th, 2007 at 3:39am

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matt2190 wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 8:23pm:

ozzy72 wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 11:57am:

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!

Ouch!!!!!

That's for a first offense ...... We can't go into specifics about the punishments for further offenses, needless to say being lowered genitals first into hot marmalade is rather tame in comparison. Shocked

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Reply #6 - Feb 16^th, 2007 at 6:57pm

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eno wrote on Feb 16^th, 2007 at 3:39am:

matt2190 wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 8:23pm:

ozzy72 wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 11:57am:

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!

Ouch!!!!!

That's for a first offense ...... We can't go into specifics about the punishments for further offenses, needless to say being lowered genitals first into hot marmalade is rather tame in comparison. Shocked

Is that the same marmalade Kat uses?? Huh

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Reply #7 - Feb 16^th, 2007 at 7:22pm

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If we tell you the grades of Marmalade ..... then we have to kill you. Grin

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Reply #8 - Feb 17^th, 2007 at 8:08am

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is it with or without bits though?

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Reply #9 - Feb 17^th, 2007 at 2:18pm

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Craig. wrote on Feb 17^th, 2007 at 8:08am:

is it with or without bits though?

With bits ..... once we have lowered your genitals into it Wink

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Reply #10 - Feb 17^th, 2007 at 3:42pm

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Marmalade without bits? You mean no rind Shocked

You're one sick puppy Craig!

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Reply #11 - Mar 1^st, 2007 at 2:45pm

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[shudders]That Spice Girls bit sounds awful[/shudders]

TSC.

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Reply #12 - Mar 1^st, 2007 at 4:31pm

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TSC. wrote on Mar 1^st, 2007 at 2:45pm:

[shudders]That Spice Girls bit sounds awful[/shudders]

TSC.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....

Now imagine Ozzy singing it Lips Sealed

At the party after the show
I see a face I wanna get to know
(Wink wink, nudge nudge - tell me do you like the rude stuff)
Show me how you're gonna make your move
Boy you know you gotta lot to prove
(Wink wink, nudge nudge - are you man enough?)

Tongue

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Reply #13 - Mar 2^nd, 2007 at 2:28pm

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Akula. walks in
Akula. looks around and shakes head
Akula. walks out

- Akula

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Reply #14 - Mar 2^nd, 2007 at 4:33pm

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fly2e walks in and grabs a beer....

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Reply #15 - Mar 4^th, 2007 at 12:39pm

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Fozzer walks in, spreads some Genital Marmalade onto hot, buttered toast and walks out again...

...munching on the bits...

...!

Paul...(That's allowed...trust me!..)... Cool

...!

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Reply #16 - Mar 4^th, 2007 at 2:27pm

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Crash walks in

Crash gives Fozzer a toothpick

Crash walks out

Crash vomits outside because of what Fozzer just ate.....

Crash Wink

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Reply #17 - Mar 4^th, 2007 at 4:03pm

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Quote:

Crash walks in

Crash gives Fozzer a toothpick

Crash walks out

Crash vomits outside because of what Fozzer just ate.....

Crash Wink

..you cant beat an extra bit of protien in your Orange Marmalade, Crash...

...trust me... Wink

...!

Paul...just eating the tooth-pick for added nutrients (wood)... Cool

...!

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Reply #18 - Mar 4^th, 2007 at 4:20pm

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Marmalade without the bits in is called jam. Cool

PS. Jelly for our mates across the water. Tongue

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Reply #19 - Mar 6^th, 2007 at 12:00pm

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im in UK and i call it jelly...

But I did spend 3 years as a child in america.

meh...

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Reply #20 - Mar 6^th, 2007 at 1:26pm

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Fozz is pubic hair classed as organic dental floss? Grin

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Reply #21 - Mar 6^th, 2007 at 7:58pm

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* Heatnyc918 walks in..... closes eyes... runs out .... and identifies plane coming in on approach at local airport once opens eyes.

* Heatnyc918 walks in... gets some free food, spits food out when see's Fozzer..... closes eyes... runs out.. and cycle continues

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Reply #22 - Mar 12^th, 2007 at 1:06am

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a1 walks in_shudders

a1 runs out

a1 puts soap in eyes

a1 covering genitals Tongue

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Reply #23 - Mar 12^th, 2007 at 2:20pm

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This is not the cafe guys ..... Roll Eyes

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Reply #24 - Mar 12^th, 2007 at 5:10pm

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yeah, guys, not the cafe! So take the marmalade back to the Cafe where you bought it! Grin

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Reply #25 - Mar 12^th, 2007 at 5:16pm

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pete wrote on Mar 12^th, 2007 at 2:20pm:

This is not the cafe guys ..... Roll Eyes

....this is a Hardware Store... Undecided

...!

Try next-door...

...!

Paul... Roll Eyes

...!

Tee-Hee!...he said "Hardware"... Grin

...!

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Reply #26 - Mar 13^th, 2007 at 4:59am

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F'nar, F'nar Grin

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Reply #27 - Mar 13^th, 2007 at 6:42am

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Fozzer wrote on Mar 12^th, 2007 at 5:16pm:

....this is a Hardware Store... Undecided

...!

If so, I would like to buy some nails, board, some electric wires, a tube of superglue, a welding machine and a pair of safety goggles. Gotta build me a marmalade shelter... ehm I mean simpit.

Crash Wink

(can build whatever he likes)

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Reply #28 - May 13^th, 2007 at 11:56am

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ozzy72 wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 11:57am:

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!

reverting back to teenage years Huh

? how rather disturbing... Sad

Ozzy, how do you come up with this??? Never mind, don't tell me

by the way, did you have a great grandfather named Adolf???

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Reply #29 - May 25^th, 2007 at 2:23pm

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trojan rabbit wrote on May 13^th, 2007 at 11:56am:

ozzy72 wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 11:57am:

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!

reverting back to teenage years Huh

? how rather disturbing... Sad

Ozzy, how do you come up with this??? Never mind, don't tell me

by the way, did you have a great grandfather named Adolf???

Smiley

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Adolf Elizabeth Hitler Shocked

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Reply #30 - Jun 1^st, 2007 at 6:24am

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ozzy72 wrote on Mar 6^th, 2007 at 1:26pm:

Fozz is pubic hair classed as organic dental floss? Grin

Fozzer wrote on Mar 4^th, 2007 at 4:03pm:

Quote:

Crash walks in

Crash gives Fozzer a toothpick

Crash walks out

Crash vomits outside because of what Fozzer just ate.....

Crash Wink

..you cant beat an extra bit of protien in your Orange Marmalade, Crash...

...trust me... Wink

...!

Paul...just eating the tooth-pick for added nutrients (wood)... Cool

...!

i missed the bit where what fozzer ate was marmalade but the rind in it was other peoples genitals..... Cry

Sorry guys but thats just wrong! Hilarious but wrong by all standards!!!!!

James

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Reply #31 - Jun 1^st, 2007 at 12:23pm

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Alonso wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 5:48pm:

ozzy72 wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 11:57am:

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!

Understood, Sir Shocked

You really ought to change your paersonal text from 'the sound of a mig burning your face' to 'the sound of marmalade burning your genitals' Shocked

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Reply #32 - Jun 1^st, 2007 at 12:25pm

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eno wrote on Feb 16^th, 2007 at 3:39am:

matt2190 wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 8:23pm:

ozzy72 wrote on Feb 15^th, 2007 at 11:57am:

Anyone caught doing this will be slowly lowered into a vat of boiling marmalade genitals first whilst listening to a looped tape of Spice Girls songs till they die in the agonisingly hot orangey goodness!

Ouch!!!!!

That's for a first offense ...... We can't go into specifics about the punishments for further offenses, needless to say being lowered genitals first into hot marmalade is rather tame in comparison. Shocked

How about being lowered genitals first into a pit full of naked men?!?!?!? Shocked

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